The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
We've come a long way, mostly in the wrong direction.
Convenience over quality? I think we've gone too far. Sliced bread is a bullshit industrial product. So we're going to stand in line for hours to get a new phone, but we can't take 15 seconds to cut a slice of bread from a real loaf? Unsliced bread lasts longer and each slice will taste better fresh.
This bread keeps for about one week without losing its flavor or texture. It's baked in a 400-year old oven located less than a half-mile from here.